The Republic of Xavier Bettel is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed population of 7.758 billion Xavier Bettelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 45.0%.

The very strong Xavier Bettelian economy, worth 537 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,254 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War', women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, and dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Xavier Bettelian citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xavier Bettel's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xavier Bettel is ranked 270,780^th in the world and 964^th in Dimmersun for Nicest Citizens, with 6.19 average smiles per day.