The Colony of Xari is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 344 million Xarikistani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Xarikistani economy, worth 12.7 trillion Xaris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,821 Xaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Stimson's Pythons with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, misbehaving Stimson's Pythons deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Xari, and recognizing the Xarikistani flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xari's national animal is the Stimson's Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xari is ranked 310,825^th in the world and 274^th in Forest for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.