The Principality of Xaklaris is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.328 billion Xaklarisi live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The very strong Xaklarisi economy, worth 344 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 64,483 deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 201,586 per year while the poor average 15,826, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, surveillance cameras are banned, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xaklaris's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Xaklaris is ranked 290,588^th in the world and 12^th in Lelaris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.