The Holy Blue Allied States of Wuff 2 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.764 billion Wuff 2ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Wuff 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,041 trillion NationStateses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,630 NationStateses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, and children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wuff 2's national animal is the Zombie and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Wuff 2 is ranked 193,820^th in the world and 23^rd in Disney World for Highest Drug Use, scoring 105.24 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.