The Virnalli Caliphate of Woplonga is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by General Zakhele Dana with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.286 billion Woplongans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiremba. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Woplongan economy, worth 195 trillion Woplas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,058 Woplas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, beggars lack pockets for spare change, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, and the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woplonga's national animal is the Cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Woplonga is ranked 309,747^th in the world and 69^th in Tarkin for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 19.06 on the Kitten Softness Rating.