Population | 32.436 billion |
Capital | Woolham |
Leader | His Royal Swellness |
Faith | Our Lady of the Red Ball |
Currency | lugnut |
Animal | kraken |
The Academic Dominion of Woollevia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Royal Swellness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.436 billion Woollevians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolham. The average income tax rate is 81.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Woollevian economy, worth an astonishing 22,306 trillion lugnuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 687,695 lugnuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", most towns have their His Royal Swellness High School located on His Royal Swellness Street, colonial subjects have Woollevian culture shoved down their throats, and the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Woollevians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Woollevia's national animal is the kraken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Our Lady of the Red Ball.
Woollevia is ranked 166,110th in the world and 3,223rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 114.2146491248 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Woollevia, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Woollevians.
- : Following new legislation in Woollevia, colonial subjects have Woollevian culture shoved down their throats.
- : Following new legislation in Woollevia, most towns have their His Royal Swellness High School located on His Royal Swellness Street.
- : Following new legislation in Woollevia, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
- : Following new legislation in Woollevia, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
- : Following new legislation in Woollevia, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
- : Following new legislation in Woollevia, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
- : Following new legislation in Woollevia, governance is once again the domain of the elite.
- : Following new legislation in Woollevia, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Following new legislation in Woollevia, the default state for Woollevia is default.