Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 43rdLargest Black Market: 47thLargest Mining Sector: 49th
The Academic Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Non Torsii Subligarium
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Woollevia

Population32.436 billion

CapitalWoolham
LeaderHis Royal Swellness
FaithOur Lady of the Red Ball

Currencylugnut
Animalkraken

The Academic Dominion of Woollevia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Royal Swellness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.436 billion Woollevians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolham. The average income tax rate is 81.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Woollevian economy, worth an astonishing 22,306 trillion lugnuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 687,695 lugnuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", most towns have their His Royal Swellness High School located on His Royal Swellness Street, colonial subjects have Woollevian culture shoved down their throats, and the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Woollevians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Woollevia's national animal is the kraken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Our Lady of the Red Ball.

Woollevia is ranked 166,110th in the world and 3,223rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 114.2146491248 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 43rdLargest Black Market: 47thLargest Mining Sector: 49thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 60thLargest Insurance Industry: 71stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 84thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 90thHighest Economic Output: 92ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 98thHighest Average Incomes: 114thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 133rdMost Corrupt Governments: 169thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 268thMost Avoided: 272ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 291stHighest Poor Incomes: 354thMost Armed: 434thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 464thFattest Citizens: 656thMost Subsidized Industry: 682ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 819thMost Patriotic: 921stLargest Gambling Industry: 991stMost Efficient Economies: 1,059thLargest Governments: 1,233rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,776thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,985thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,361stTop
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Largest Populations: 3,369thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,994thRudest Citizens: 4,013thLowest Crime Rates: 4,671stMost Conservative: 4,894thNudest: 4,953rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,011thMost Primitive: 7,949thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,108thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,405thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,048thMost Authoritarian: 12,791stTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,302ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,404thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,722ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,618thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,440thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,882nd
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Patriotic: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionFattest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 79th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 95th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 128th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 142nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 181st in the regionNudest: 220th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 239th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 251st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 319th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 382nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 385th in the regionMost Primitive: 393rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 479th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 489th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 650th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 685th in the regionMost Extreme: 758th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Woollevians.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, colonial subjects have Woollevian culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, most towns have their His Royal Swellness High School located on His Royal Swellness Street.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, governance is once again the domain of the elite.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, the default state for Woollevia is default.

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