The Academic Dominion of Woollevia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Royal Swellness with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, vat-grown people, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.162 billion Woollevians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolham. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Woollevian economy, worth an astonishing 25,406 trillion lugnuts a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 683,661 lugnuts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,545,655 per year while the poor average 128,871, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

His Royal Swellness lights cigars with a hundred-lugnut bill, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, and the written word endures forever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Woollevia's national animal is the kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Our Lady of the Red Ball.

Woollevia is ranked 9,982^nd in the world and 550^th in Osiris for Most Secular, with 94.11 Atheism Rate.