Largest Mining Sector: 53rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 58thLargest Black Market: 61st
The Academic Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Non Torsii Subligarium
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Woollevia

Population26.608 billion

CapitalWoolham
LeaderHis Royal Swellness
FaithOur Lady of the Red Ball

Currencylugnut
Animalkraken

The Academic Dominion of Woollevia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Royal Swellness with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, vat-grown people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.608 billion Woollevians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolham. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Woollevian economy, worth an astonishing 16,824 trillion lugnuts a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 632,325 lugnuts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,795,325 per year while the poor average 89,483, a ratio of 31.2 to 1.

Citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Woollevia's national animal is the kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Our Lady of the Red Ball.

Woollevia is ranked 32,866th in the world and 1,648th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,991.54 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 53rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 58thLargest Black Market: 61stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 61stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 82ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 100thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 107thLargest Insurance Industry: 108thHighest Economic Output: 125thHighest Average Incomes: 127thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 137thMost Corrupt Governments: 143rdMost Avoided: 231stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 242ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 278thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 324thMost Armed: 364thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 526thMost Subsidized Industry: 557thLargest Agricultural Sector: 637thFattest Citizens: 650thMost Efficient Economies: 682ndLargest Gambling Industry: 845thLargest Governments: 996thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,307thMost Primitive: 1,564thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,626thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,841stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,245thLargest Populations: 3,584thNudest: 4,838thLowest Crime Rates: 5,302ndMost Conservative: 5,339thLargest Retail Industry: 5,679thRudest Citizens: 6,335thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,346thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 12,488thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,682ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,358thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,763rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,461stMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,469thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,619thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,072ndMost Secular: 23,370th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionFattest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 55th in the regionMost Primitive: 75th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 90th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 102nd in the regionLargest Populations: 104th in the regionMost Conservative: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 209th in the regionNudest: 218th in the regionRudest Citizens: 259th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 267th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 298th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 405th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 450th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 462nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 507th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 579th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 731st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 738th in the regionMost Extreme: 770th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.
  • : Woollevia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, the military has gone fission for more funding.
  • : Following new legislation in Woollevia, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.

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