The Most Secular in Osiris
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Proletarian Dictatorship of Old Northwest | Iron Fist Socialists | “We killed all your kings.” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of Setistan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Workers Of the World Unite” | |
| 3. |  The Deutsches Reich of Confederate Germanic States | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Ehre, Sieg und Ruhm für den Kaiser und das Reich!” | |
| 4. |  The Chronosynclastic Infundibulm of Sadakoyama | Left-wing Utopia | “Back off man; I'm a scientist.” | |
| 5. | The Democratic People's Republic of Jefghanistan | Compulsory Consumerist State | “We Don't Care” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic Republic of Vindhya Bhoomi | Democratic Socialists | “Vindhya shall last as long as the stars.” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Chickadonia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Free as a Caged Bird :)” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Swazilia | Democratic Socialists | “Peace is our dream” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Ofindia | Left-Leaning College State | “Learn, remember,rectify and move on” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Csilla Petor | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The freedom of one ends only where another begins” |