The Giant Cotton Candy of Woolipop is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.415 billion Woolipopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 49.9%.

The powerhouse Woolipopian economy, worth 334 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,791 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants who don't like the taste of Woolipopian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woolipop's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Woolipop is ranked 94,068^th in the world and 1^st in zoom vroom for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 49.9 Effective Tax Rate.