The Full Moon Cry of Wolfy is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.409 billion Wolfyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Wolfyian economy, worth 278 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 43,303 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,718 per year while the poor average 2,671, a ratio of 105 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wolfy's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wolfy is ranked 33,805^th in the world and 2^nd in WOLF Union for Highest Drug Use, scoring 330.47 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.