Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 15thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18thMost Compassionate Citizens: 30th
The Federal Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
E pluribus unum
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Winklebottom

Population21.002 billion

CapitalWinkopolis

CurrencyWink
AnimalRook

The Federal Republic of Winklebottom is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.002 billion Winktonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winkopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Winklebottomian economy, worth a remarkable 7,885 trillion Winks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 375,466 Winks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Winklebottom, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and Winklebottomian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime is totally unknown. Winklebottom's national animal is the Rook, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Winklebottom is ranked 207,386th in the world and 6,573rd in the Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -27.21 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 15thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18thMost Compassionate Citizens: 30thMost Pacifist: 32ndNicest Citizens: 33rdLargest Publishing Industry: 35thMost Inclusive: 35thHealthiest Citizens: 63rdMost Developed: 63rdSafest: 70thLongest Average Lifespans: 79thSmartest Citizens: 80thMost Cheerful Citizens: 100thMost Secular: 126thMost Cultured: 180thMost Scientifically Advanced: 225thMost Rebellious Youth: 233rdHighest Poor Incomes: 234thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 277thLargest Governments: 394thLargest Information Technology Sector: 484thLowest Crime Rates: 502ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 608thHighest Economic Output: 716thMost Advanced Public Education: 780thLargest Welfare Programs: 788thMost Beautiful Environments: 935thHighest Average Incomes: 941stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,001stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,013thMost Stationary: 1,119thMost Efficient Economies: 1,182ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,325thBest Weather: 1,512thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,544thTop
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Largest Populations: 5,691stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,723rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,156thTop
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Most Influential: 11,694thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,153rdMost Income Equality: 18,517thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,988th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 127th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 194th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 200th in the regionNudest: 312th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 438th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 642nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Winklebottom, Winklebottomian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Winklebottom, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Winklebottom, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Winklebottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Winklebottom, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Winklebottom, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Winklebottom, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Winklebottom, horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of Winklebottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Winklebottom, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Winklebottom, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Winklebottom, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.

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