The Basileia of Willink is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Basileus Nikephorus I with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 23.813 billion Willinkians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salonika. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Willinkian economy, worth a remarkable 4,126 trillion Solidis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 173,307 Solidis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,147,948 per year while the poor average 10,059, a ratio of 114 to 1.

The end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, for just a few extra Solidis Willinkians can get new driving records with their new cars, and Basileus Nikephorus I can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Willink's national animal is the Caracal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Willinkian Orthodox Church.

Willink is ranked 77,171^st in the world and 3^rd in Haven for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,340.14 on the Gilded Widget Scale.