The Empire of Willandia III is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 2.545 billion Willandia IIIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 53.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Willandia IIIian economy, worth 341 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 134,174 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, and the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Willandia III's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Willandia III is ranked 41,640^th in the world and 2,113^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,214.61 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.