
| Population | 742 million |
| Capital | Mount I Think We Might Be Lost |
| Currency | assorted collections of scrip and coin |
| Animal | bird with that crest no no not that one |
The Inconstant State of Where the Devil are We is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 742 million lost guys are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount I Think We Might Be Lost. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming lost economy, worth 70.5 trillion assorted collections of scrip and coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 95,064 assorted collections of scrip and coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Third world countries are rich in "I Love Mount I Think We Might Be Lost" t-shirts, bins outnumber trees in city parks, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Where the Devil are We's national animal is the bird with that crest no no not that one, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Where the Devil are We is ranked 181,415th in the world and 26th in Fallen Nations for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -2 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
Endorsements Received: 3 » Atsvea,
Sewards Folly, and
The Arie Leyline.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Where the Devil are We, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
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Where the Devil are We, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
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Where the Devil are We, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
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Where the Devil are We, third world countries are rich in "I Love Mount I Think We Might Be Lost" t-shirts.
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Where the Devil are We, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
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Where the Devil are We, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
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Where the Devil are We, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
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Where the Devil are We, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state.
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Where the Devil are We, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
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Where the Devil are We, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.






























