The Federation of Western Iles is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Ýdom Rodkevky Dobsicky with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.026 billion Ãdoms are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dobsic. The average income tax rate is 78.3%.

The all-consuming Ýdom economy, worth a remarkable 1,090 trillion Krejzáčs a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,868 Krejzáčs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Retirees make up the bulk of foreign students, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, and it isn't wise to fall out with Western Iles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Iles's national animal is the Radkáč, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Western Iles is ranked 9,720^th in the world and 1^st in Kaufland for Most Secular, with 94.66 Atheism Rate.