The Corrupt Dictatorship of West River Time is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Dictator with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.852 billion West Riverese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Undella. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.6%.

The frighteningly efficient West River Timean economy, worth a remarkable 1,223 trillion Siberias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 155,854 Siberias, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 701,347 per year while the poor average 21,366, a ratio of 32.8 to 1.

Tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, recognizing the West River Timean flag qualifies you for citizenship, slavers are real nutters, and 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West River Time's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Presbyterianism.

West River Time is ranked 280,772^nd in the world and 1,435^th in Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -9.63 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.