The Oligarchic-Corpocity of Weisler Industries is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Board of Directors with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.414 billion Valued Employees are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WIAUNPIBSSHIC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The powerhouse Valued Employee economy, worth 135 trillion Saols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 95,986 Saols, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 396,388 per year while the poor average 15,281, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

Grocery store cereal aisles resemble a Piet Mondrian work, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, artists are pillars of society, and insanely good theatre productions face government censorship. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weisler Industries's national animal is the Underpaid Employee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Weisler Industries is ranked 297,150^th in the world and 17^th in Chordis for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 30.24 on the Kitten Softness Rating.