The Republic of We like Potato is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 289 million We like Potatoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped We like Potatoan economy, worth 8.98 trillion Dollmbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 31,077 Dollmbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, and illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We like Potato's national animal is the Cute fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

We like Potato is ranked 219,560^th in the world and 11,510^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 410.48 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.