Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,961stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,450thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,430th
The Ugliest Cows of
Right-wing Utopia
All babies are cute, even the ugly ones
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Wawa Fea Vaca

Population4.525 billion

CapitalOld Bovinetown
LeaderChief Council Heifer

Currencyvacita
Animalcow

The Ugliest Cows of Wawa Fea Vaca is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Council Heifer with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.525 billion Wawans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Bovinetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The powerhouse Wawa Fea Vacan economy, worth 379 trillion vacitas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 83,902 vacitas, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, every workday begins with group therapy, the nation is now proudly cholera-free, and badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wawa Fea Vaca's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wawa Fea Vaca is ranked 137,895th in the world and 36th in Wysteria for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.1 percentage of bribes refused.

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5%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,961stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,450thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,430thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,617thFattest Citizens: 12,392ndTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,253rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,800thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,997thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,760th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wawa Fea Vaca, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Wawa Fea Vaca, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.
  • : Following new legislation in Wawa Fea Vaca, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Wawa Fea Vaca, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Wawa Fea Vaca, emojis are the soul of wit.
  • : Following new legislation in Wawa Fea Vaca, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Wawa Fea Vaca, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
  • : Wawa Fea Vaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Wawa Fea Vaca, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Wawa Fea Vaca, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.

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