The Ugliest Cows of Wawa Fea Vaca is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Council Heifer with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, vat-grown people, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.599 billion Wawans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Bovinetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The thriving Wawa Fea Vacan economy, worth a remarkable 1,141 trillion vacitas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,939 vacitas, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Wawa Fea Vaca's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wawa Fea Vaca is ranked 71,303^rd in the world and 6^th in Brazen for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.