The Protectorate of Warrior of Utopia 70 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.246 billion Warrior of Utopia 70ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.2%.

The strong Warrior of Utopia 70ian economy, worth 105 trillion Monetary Units a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 46,922 Monetary Units, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Warrior of Utopia 70ians, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, and a major religion has been named as Warrior of Utopia 70's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Warrior of Utopia 70's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Warrior of Utopia 70 is ranked 226,229^th in the world and 3,180^th in eta for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -1.71 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.