The Holy Empire of Warines is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 227 million Warriors are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Holy-Fighters economy, worth 11.0 trillion Club-Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,389 Club-Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

City rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, janitors and interns go on luxury retreats while the desks are cleared by the C-Suite, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warines's national animal is the Holy Rock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Warines is ranked 83,940^th in the world and 332^nd in the Outback for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,157.43 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.