The Ninth Titan of War Hammer is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kháos Titan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The cynical population of 9.035 billion War Hammerians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of War Hammer Titan Island. The average income tax rate is 24.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient War Hammerian economy, worth 350 trillion Titan Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,810 Titan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Kháos Titan has just been declared ruler of War Hammer in an international press conference, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and Kháos Titan is the self-declared God of all War Hammer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. War Hammer's national animal is the Titan kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chaotic Kháos.

War Hammer is ranked 97,279^th in the world and 5,027^th in Lazarus for Largest Black Market, with 2.62 trillion Standard Monetary Units.