The Bundesrepublik of Waldreichen is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Klaus Hoffman with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.387 billion Waldreichenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schlatzen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Waldreichenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,371 trillion ₩ Waldmarks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 312,622 ₩ Waldmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 932,292 per year while the poor average 82,087, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waldreichen's national animal is the Wilddraken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Waldreichen is ranked 6,408^th in the world and 2^nd in Mappy nerds for Most Developed, scoring 93.4 on the Human Development Index.