The Bundesrepublik of Waldreichen is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Klaus Hoffman with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.232 billion Waldreichenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schlatzen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Waldreichenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,294 trillion ₩ Waldmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 305,774 ₩ Waldmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 975,660 per year while the poor average 72,851, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, Chancellor Klaus Hoffman can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, euthanasia is legal, and computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waldreichen's national animal is the Wilddraken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Waldreichen is ranked 151,958^th in the world and 2^nd in Mappy nerds for Largest Populations, with 4.23 billion capita.