The Comfy Armchair of Voxija is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Etor Gurraniz with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 16.696 billion Voxijans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xirroni. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Voxijan economy, worth a remarkable 3,261 trillion kals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 195,375 kals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legend has it President Etor Gurraniz's shower singing echoes through the halls of government, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, high school bands practice by moonlight, and the government guarantees extra-soft tissues to fire-snorting elephants. Crime is totally unknown. Voxija's national animal is the platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Voxija is ranked 12,947^th in the world and 5^th in Gypsy Lands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,575.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.