The Queen's State of Votadini is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.272 billion Votadinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The strong Votadinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,597 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 71,747 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 487,796 per year while the poor average 3,855, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit and Votadini has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Votadini's national animal is the deer.

Votadini is ranked 1,990^th in the world and 1^st in Edinburgh for Highest Drug Use, scoring 391.53 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.