The Empire of Vombatidae is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by St Sinner with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.77 billion Vombatidaeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vombatidae City. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vombatidaean economy, worth a remarkable 6,653 trillion furries a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 336,562 furries, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from St Sinner's throne, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vombatidae's national animal is the wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is FSM.

Vombatidae is ranked 2,095^th in the world and 86^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 341.9 kickbacks per hour.