The Kemalist Republic of Vocomia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser William I with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.097 billion Vocomians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adelaide. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vocomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,663 trillion Vocomian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 205,427 Vocomian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Vocomian Dollar treacle machine, and all weapon research has been banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vocomia's national animal is the Sturgeon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vocomia is ranked 283,063^rd in the world and 10,768^th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.