The Federation of Vnland is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 201 million Vnlandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 41.7%.

The powerhouse Vnlandian economy, worth 18.4 trillion gobits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,383 gobits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Vnlandian mussels the biggest in the Pacific, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vnland's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vnland is ranked 26,120^th in the world and 513^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 110.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.