The Federation of Vituria is a huge, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 678 million Viturians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Viturian economy, worth 22.2 trillion Çecoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 32,717 Çecoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, and maybe the real economic growth was the friendship we've made along the way. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vituria's national animal is the otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vituria is ranked 79,865^th in the world and 181^st in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 38.72 quips per hour.