The Eternal Paradise of Very totally free is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Raul Benelez with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, strictly enforced bedtime, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.988 billion Very totally freeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super Free City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Very totally freean economy, worth a remarkable 7,433 trillion GloryToOurNationCredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 572,301 GloryToOurNationCredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ghost regiments exist only on paper, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Very totally free's national animal is the Best Nation's Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is GodlyLeaderism.

Very totally free is ranked 327,379^th in the world and 17,591^st in Osiris for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -12.22 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.