The Eastern Kingdom of Verbalia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Richard Devuitz IV with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.581 billion Perieratiæ are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marinsburg. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Perieratides economy, worth a remarkable 2,561 trillion Margarita Putridas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 242,060 Margarita Putridas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

All citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Verbalia's national animal is the Aquila Topazium, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Morbus.

Verbalia is ranked 258,230^th in the world and 4,316^th in eta for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 26,626.67 Standard Monetary Units.