The Chill Raider of VeniCold is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.316 billion VeniColdians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.5%.

The frighteningly efficient VeniColdian economy, worth 501 trillion Icicleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,180 Icicleses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 461,124 per year while the poor average 38,442, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VeniCold's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

VeniCold is ranked 34,333^rd in the world and 1,703^rd in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 19.27 average smiles per day.