The People's Republic of Velykoslaw is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nikolai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.467 billion Velykoslawians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velykoslaw City. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Velykoslawian economy, worth 145 trillion nasroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 98,954 nasroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bike rage is all the rage, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, and athletes are renowned for being the best at maths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Velykoslaw's national animal is the snake and its national religion is Communism.

Velykoslaw is ranked 47,972^nd in the world and 60^th in Spiritus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.89 law-abiding acts per hour.