The República de Cuba of Vegaga is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Fidel Castro with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.511 billion cubanos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Havana. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient cubano economy, worth a remarkable 3,959 trillion peso cubanoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 293,091 peso cubanoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,033,804 per year while the poor average 60,108, a ratio of 17.2 to 1.

Research into 'designer babies' is banned, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, the cubano population often struggles to think straight, and sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery. Crime is all-pervasive. Vegaga's national animal is the tocororo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Santería.

Vegaga is ranked 38,898^th in the world and 29^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Populations, with 13.5 billion capita.