The Colony of Vecordious is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 813 million Vecordiousians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 19.1%.

The Vecordiousian economy, worth 34.5 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,418 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, Harry Potter books are banned, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, and colonies are told they'll get their sovereignty back when they finish supper. Crime is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Vecordious's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vecordious is ranked 251,449^th in the world and 35^th in The Card Void for Highest Food Quality, scoring 10.01 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.