The Free Land of Varhat is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by no one in particular with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.964 billion Varhatians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nehemiah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Varhatian economy, worth 378 trillion Ingrands a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 127,788 Ingrands, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 413,662 per year while the poor average 29,810, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

It's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance, every manufactory has a pharmacy built in, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Nehemiah Times is sold out, and deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Varhat's national animal is the Chihuahua, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Varhat is ranked 2,380^th in the world and 2^nd in VinCorp for Highest Drug Use, scoring 388.04 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.