The Free Land of Varhat is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by no one in particular with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.826 billion Varhatians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nehemiah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Varhatian economy, worth 347 trillion Ingrands a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 122,922 Ingrands, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 383,083 per year while the poor average 30,305, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, Varhatians are shown the peaceful ways of free trade by force, gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches, and Varhatian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Varhat's national animal is the Chihuahua, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Varhat is ranked 309,710^th in the world and 7^th in VinCorp for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -17.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.