The Allied States of Vanilla BEan16 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.192 billion Vanilla BEan16ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Vanilla BEan16ian economy, worth 189 trillion tails a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,328 tails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vanilla BEan16's national animal is the cat.

Vanilla BEan16 is ranked 187,440^th in the world and 8^th in Minecraft Windswept Hills for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.61 percentage of bribes refused.