The Supreme General Management of Chipol is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Victor Volkov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.565 billion Chipolians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magos. The average income tax rate is 21.9%.

The powerhouse Chipolian economy, worth 122 trillion Blue Diamond Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,494 Blue Diamond Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', the government loves seeing the little people fight, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Chipol flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chipol's national animal is the Azure Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Coporatis.

Chipol is ranked 93,991^st in the world and 3^rd in The Nationstates Grocery Store for Safest, scoring 85.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.