The Supreme General Management of Chipol is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman CEO Norman Obramingo with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, ban on automobiles, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.14 billion Chipolians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.

The very strong Chipolian economy, worth 82.0 trillion Blue Diamond Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,891 Blue Diamond Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 269,189 per year while the poor average 13,432, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.

The swagger of covering up is unparalleled, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, homebuyers must agree to name their firstborn after the previous owner, and Coporatis has been named as Chipol's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chipol's national animal is the Azure Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Coporatis.

Chipol is ranked 2,494^th in the world and 1^st in The Nationstates Grocery Store for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 12,687.67 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.