The Supreme General Management of Chipol is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Victor Volkov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.605 billion Chipolians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magos. The average income tax rate is 21.4%.

The powerhouse Chipolian economy, worth 128 trillion Blue Diamond Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,804 Blue Diamond Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

A proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', Victor Volkov has killer fashion sense, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, and trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chipol's national animal is the Azure Dragon and its national religion is Coporatis.

Chipol is ranked 95,463^rd in the world and 3^rd in The Nationstates Grocery Store for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 990.79 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.