The Free Land of Vanilla Bean14 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.2 billion Vanilla Bean14ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Vanilla Bean14ian economy, worth 117 trillion tails a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,532 tails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vanilla Bean14's national animal is the cat.

Vanilla Bean14 is ranked 260,984^th in the world and 906^th in neck for Most Secular, with 12.15 Atheism Rate.