The Join Lily of TLS 55 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies and zero percent divorce rate. The quiet, industrious population of 13.869 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 20.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 549 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,602 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Endangered species are effective hostages against the Join Lily military, the government has declared "all your rigs are belong to us", eminent domain has been abolished, and Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. TLS 55's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TLS 55 is ranked 199,628^th in the world and 4^th in Fly Far Far Away for Most Secular, with 15.87 Atheism Rate.