The Faerie Knows Best State of Vandoosa Einundvierzig is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Star Sapphire with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 21.074 billion star faeries are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serico. The average income tax rate is 55.9%.

The powerhouse Vandoosa Einundvierzigian economy, worth a remarkable 1,876 trillion Ceks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,040 Ceks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, people find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear, and the world outside is only known of in folklore. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandoosa Einundvierzig's national animal is the Faerie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mischief.

Vandoosa Einundvierzig is ranked 35,936^th in the world and 14^th in Jenny for Most Corrupt Governments, with 60.49 kickbacks per hour.