The Kingdom of Valmorath is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Xander Varradon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.453 billion Valmorathians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valmor City. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Valmorathian economy, worth 237 trillion Valmors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,782 Valmors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Vaccinations are mandatory, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valmorath's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Valmorath is ranked 175,746^th in the world and 32^nd in The Empire of Walbard for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 163 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.