Most Valuable International Artwork: 142ndLargest Gambling Industry: 435thMost Devout: 1,265th
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Population9.31 billion

CapitalValerievna City

Currencygold coin

The Hasal-Pharaoh of Valerievna is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Salem with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.31 billion Peebbles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valerievna City. The average income tax rate is 60.7%.

The all-consuming Peebble economy, worth a remarkable 1,563 trillion gold coins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 167,938 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, the barter economy has taken over as the gold coin has become worthless, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, and a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Valerievna's national animal is the monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lynxism.

Valerievna is ranked 4,228th in the world and 163rd in Osiris for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 10,059.95 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 142ndLargest Gambling Industry: 435thMost Devout: 1,265thMost Armed: 1,429thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,865thMost Primitive: 1,870thMost Avoided: 2,064thHighest Crime Rates: 2,617thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,674thNudest: 2,781stLargest Mining Sector: 2,817thLargest Black Market: 2,822ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,907thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,087thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,204thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,228thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,450thHighest Average Incomes: 11,822ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,832ndHighest Economic Output: 13,030thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,186thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,339thMost Patriotic: 16,162ndMost Influential: 17,728thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,427th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 54th in the regionMost Armed: 59th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionMost Avoided: 86th in the regionMost Primitive: 100th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 105th in the regionNudest: 119th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionLargest Black Market: 126th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 136th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 150th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 163rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 185th in the regionMost Influential: 301st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 323rd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 464th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 526th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 573rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 617th in the region

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