The Imperial Mandate of Valeania is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Wallace with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.069 billion Valeanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Valean. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valeanian economy, worth 994 trillion Maroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 163,812 Maroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has gone fission for more funding, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Valeanian restaurants, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime is totally unknown. Valeania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cheeseism.

Valeania is ranked 20,527^th in the world and 1^st in Nevadian Mandate for Highest Average Incomes, with 163,812.35 Standard Monetary Units.