The People's Republic of Nubistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mark Uwe Kling with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.228 billion Nubistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bombus Clattus. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nubistanian economy, worth 287 trillion Nubins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 128,881 Nubins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals in Nubistan are too busy serving the needs of Nevadian Mandate to see Nubistanians, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, insomniacs read government expense reports to fall asleep, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nubistan's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nubistan is ranked 324,470^th in the world and 35^th in Nevadian Mandate for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.