The Communist Arc but Paella 🥘 of Vakia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Daphne Jimenez with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working population of 1.691 billion Vakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mérida. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vakian economy, worth 175 trillion Vakian Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 103,200 Vakian Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees, Daphne Jimenez has killer fashion sense, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vakia's national animal is the Vakian Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is New Islam.

Vakia is ranked 278,228^th in the world and 25^th in The Ricefa for Least Corrupt Governments, with 89.72 percentage of bribes refused.