The State of Uzbek is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.292 billion Uzbekians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Uzbekian economy, worth a remarkable 1,134 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 40,084 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,524 per year while the poor average 2,153, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Uzbek has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Uzbek's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uzbek is ranked 325,322^nd in the world and 1^st in Uzbek for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -3.16 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.