The United States of Usaint is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairman Grant Gentry with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.979 billion Usaintians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saffron Core. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Usaintian economy, worth 937 trillion Remnoisks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 235,619 Remnoisks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,326,846 per year while the poor average 20,631, a ratio of 64.3 to 1.

A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, many believe climate change is a liberal media fiction, when you fly on Air Usaint you win a seat or you die, and roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse. Crime is totally unknown. Usaint's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Usaint is ranked 172,672^nd in the world and 12^th in Banfield for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 959.99 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.