The United States of Usaint is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Grant Gentry with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.669 billion Usaintians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saffron Core. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Usaintian economy, worth 772 trillion Remnoisks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,510 Remnoisks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,030,474 per year while the poor average 24,670, a ratio of 41.8 to 1.

Government winter plans get a frosty reception, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling', and parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park. Crime is totally unknown. Usaint's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Usaint is ranked 272,719^th in the world and 49^th in The Global Elite for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.