The United States of Usaint is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chairman Grant Gentry with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.548 billion Usaintians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saffron Core. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Usaintian economy, worth 730 trillion Remnoisks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,765 Remnoisks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 600,250 per year while the poor average 55,735, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, and where your food came from is an unknowable mystery. Crime is totally unknown. Usaint's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Usaint is ranked 6,937^th in the world and 2^nd in Banfield for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 38,450.89 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.