
| Population | 3.956 billion |
| Capital | Saffron Core |
| Leader | Chairman Grant Gentry |
| Currency | Remnoisk |
| Animal | Harpy Eagle |
The United States of Usaint is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Grant Gentry with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.956 billion Usaintians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saffron Core. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Usaintian economy, worth 928 trillion Remnoisks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 234,713 Remnoisks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,317,312 per year while the poor average 20,707, a ratio of 63.6 to 1.
Usaintian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, thick smog keeps Usaintians from looking too far ahead, and mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism. Crime is totally unknown. Usaint's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Usaint is ranked 3,728th in the world and 2nd in Banfield for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 639.65 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Usaint was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
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Usaint, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
- : Following new legislation in
Usaint, thick smog keeps Usaintians from looking too far ahead.
- : Following new legislation in
Usaint, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast.
- : Following new legislation in
Usaint, Usaintian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
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Usaint's influence in Banfield rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in
Usaint, the people's love for Chairman Grant Gentry is little more than self-preservation.
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Usaint, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in
Usaint, artists can sign away their music on luxury paper with freshly-squeezed squid ink.
- : Following new legislation in
Usaint, voters who forget their name are given a hint.





























































