The Democratic Republic of Upper Tuchoim is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Bittiag Dunthu'ziq with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.899 billion Tuchoimis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuchoimin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Upper Tuchoimi economy, worth a remarkable 1,066 trillion qriu'zes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 273,597 qriu'zes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 973,599 per year while the poor average 55,354, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.

One can walk from one side of Tuchoimin to the other without setting foot on Upper Tuchoimi soil, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Upper Tuchoim's national animal is the mosquito, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Upper Tuchoim is ranked 79,222^nd in the world and 31^st in Geopolity for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,167.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.