The Dreaming of Unshleepd is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by 11149433859 with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.856 billion Dreamers enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sleepy Squad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dreamer economy, worth a remarkable 5,716 trillion Decibels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 444,673 Decibels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,986,648 per year while the poor average 6,357, a ratio of 627 to 1.

There's a mortuary next to every Dreamer restaurant, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, and freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unshleepd's national animal is the Lulu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lichwała.

Unshleepd is ranked 289,198^th in the world and 6,322^nd in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.78 pounds of wildlife per square mile.