The Dominion of Upper Canadas is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Kim Campbell with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.411 billion Canadians, 2.295 billion of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 17.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Canadian economy, worth 603 trillion Canadian Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 56,594 Canadian Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Upper Canadas's national animal is the Caribou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Upper Canadas is ranked 239,394^th in the world and 32^nd in Greater Middle East for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.